The internet is slow.

Devolution of power in Northern Ireland is sort of a big deal. I like to read about it. Especially when the BBC chooses to include their best stock of photos for articles. Look here. My favorite picture was of Stormont and how dissolving the Northern Irish assembly has something to do with cutting the grass (no sexual comment intended). Then I scrolled back up only to see the beautiful Ian Paisley looking like the Wicked Witch of the West, only without the green face. As I've said before, I love the news.

I also love Senator Robert Byrd. For those of you who don't know he's a Democrat from West Virginia and the longest serving senator. He's on CSPAN-2 a lot making delightful hand motions. He also is a good guy, very logical. He's written autobiographies that read as American history textbooks. I have a secret, school-girl crush.

I also have five cavities! I hate the dentist. Really, I used to like it, but now that the past 2 times I've gone they've "discovered" 5 cavities, I'm pissed. No not drunk, angry. To get back at them I'm going to floss like the devil!! They'll never see such pristine between the teeths. If I have any teeths left. Turns out I also have Bruxism, you might too. My teeth are slowly being whittled away by my... teeth at night. So all those times at sleepovers when Allie thought I was eating something that she also wanted, it was really me just chewing my teeth. I don't think that's something she actually would really want. Hopefully soon I'll get an incredibly expensive nightguard to relax my mouth at night and I wont make strange noises that wake up others, especially Clare.